Nagging

Again, I am constantly amazed at my brother-in-law's one liners about marriage.

His wife, a complete and utter sweetheart, asked him a couple of times about what he wanted for dinner. Finally, after his repeated non-answering of the question, she said: "Fine, make your own dinner."

With his selective hearing now engaged, he lovingly told her: "If I wanted to be nagged all the time, I'd move back in with my mom."

What a guy.