Rule of Marriage #2

If tasting your wife's cooking for the first time, please refer to the Husband's Handbook for a response. You may choose from the following:

"Mmmmm..."

"This is great."

"Is there more?"

Do not, under any circumstance, use the following:

"Didn't your mother teach you how to cook?"

"Is this dish supposed to be blue?"

"Don't worry, I'll just scrape off the burnt area."

"I think I'll just have cereal."