Those Aren't Mine Baby...Honestly...

In the saga of Barry Bonds, a new chapter has unfolded. A recent report shows Bonds tested positive for amphetamines last season. When confronted about the positive test, Bonds replied it was due to a substance he had taken from his teammate's (Mark Sweeney) locker.

What substance could he possibly have borrowed? "Um, excuse me Mark. May I borrow this unknown cream?"

He's under investigation for pejury, he's tested positive for amphetamines, he's under investigation for cheating on his taxes, and he has cheated on his wife.

Tell me again why the public cheers for this guy? Oh, that's right. He can hit a baseball really far. Oh, now I remember. 734 and counting...