Major Payne

This is from a recent conversation I heard. Two young ladies were having a discussion about the military and its rank system. They were discussing enlisted ranks versus officer ranks and how promotion within a rank occurs. When the conversation turned to talking about Generals, I heard the greatest question ever asked:

Girl #1: Okay, so there are different levels of Generals?

Girl #2: Yes.

Girls #1: Okay, where does the Attorney General rank in the military?

Ouch.