Rule of Marriage #9

I had a dream about Antarctica last evening. I was on an exploration team and I got separated from my base when an iceberg split in half. I was stranded and freezing to death.

Suddenly, I awoke from my dream to find that I was actually shivering in real life. I gazed towards the bottom of the bed.

No sheet.

No comforter.

My feet said, "Hey jack! How 'bout some heat?"

I turned and looked at my cocoon-like wife. She was a regular blanket-induced inferno. Sweltering. She was completely wrapped in both the sheet and comforter. She looked mighty comfortable...and warm.

Rule of Marriage #9 comes into play here:

When your wife takes both the sheet and the comforter, you're out of luck. Houdini had an easier time breaking free from chains and locks while holding his breath at the bottom of a freezing river than a husband does trying to remove his wife wrapped in the sheets and blankets.