Wednesday, September 06, 2006

Rule of Marriage #8

My wife worked 13 hours yesterday.

This morning she wanted three extra minutes of sleep.

Rule of Marriage #8 is simply this: When your wife wants 3 extra minutes of sleep, give it to her.

It may save you from a serious beating.

Does anyone have a bandage?

2 Comments:

Abby said...

One of the great things about tim is that he doesn't hold against me the terribly rotten things I say to him when he's trying to wake me up. I'm sweeter when I'm in labor.

Anonymous said...

One time I gave my wife a hard time for sleeping in a bit. The next morning I had a shiv in my leg. Don't go there.