Ned?! Ned Ryerson!

If you haven't heard, Punxsutawney Phil did not see his shadow and has predicted an early spring. In honor of Groundhog Day, I'd like to honor the cinematic genius of the movie Groundhog Day.

"Ned... Ryerson. 'Needlenose Ned'? 'Ned the Head'? C'mon, buddy. Case Western High. I did the whistling belly-button trick at the high school talent show? Bing. Ned Ryerson, got the shingles real bad senior year, almost didn't graduate? Bing, again. Ned Ryerson, I dated your sister Mary Pat a couple of times until you told me not to anymore? Well?"