Signs of the Apocalypse

In sad news, it has been confirmed that the Chicago Cubs signed Alfonso Soriano to an 8-year, $136 million dollar contract.

That's right: $136 million dollars for 8 years. 96 months. 2920 days. 70,080 hours. 4,204,800 minutes. 252,288,000 seconds.

OR:

$17 million dollars per year. $1.41 million per month. $47,000 per day. $1958 per hour. $32 per minute. $.053 per second.

The Sign of the Apocalypse:

He makes more in a day than the average Washoe County School District teacher makes in a year.