You Know You're Married When

The Situation...

My wife has been sick for the past week. Sinus infection.

We were traveling over to her sister's house when she had to blow her nose. She grabbed a tissue from the box in the back seat. She blew and blew and blew--a proverbial flood of mucous.

Not really paying attention to her, I kept my eyes focused on the road. My attention was broken when I heard her exclaim: "Oooohhhh, check this out!" I let my eyes fall to the passenger seat and noticed she had her tissue open. "Can you believe that came out of my nose!?"

She was admiring the content and proudly displaying it for me to see.

You know you're married when:

Snot becomes a form of spousal entertainment.