Rule of Marriage #6

We are fans of Netflix.com. Hastle free DVD renting--from your computer to your front door. No movie store. No pimpled, brace-faced sixteen year old following you around the store listing his "recommendations." Just sheer rental bliss. Load up your movie queue and await your selection.

Lately, my wife has been in charge of our Netflix orders. Rule of Marriage #6 is derived from my wife's choice of movies:

Men, you cannot fake an injury to get out of watching Little Shop of Horrors or The Notebook. Pulling up lame with a hamstring injury might get you out of doing chores, but not watching a movie.

So, grab a softdrink, make the popcorn, ice the hammy, and prepare to endure your wife's selection.